Even less to say, Amazon...

So Amazon have come up with a new service called Amazon Prime Now, which can now deliver things to you within an hour.  The things they provide through this service are generally things which there is very little to say about indeed, but fear not because below is a lesson on how to review items from Amazon Prime Now.

​First up is a product they call "Bread":

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Maybe make a cut up version of this

​I like this product, it's really good for putting animal slices between, but the main problem I have with it is that I have to manually cut it into segments.  Maybe if you made a version that was already cut up, that would be the best thing ever.

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The next one is just called "Milk":

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Tastes like something that's come out of a cow

Eww this stuff is really bad.  I was expecting something pretty much like water but a little more white-tasting, but this junk you're selling tastes like it comes from the back end of a cow.  Not recommended.

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And finally, "Cheese":

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Just tastes like really old milk

Ok I thought that "Milk" was bad, but this stuff tastes like someone has taken milk, removed the watery stuff, and left it fester for a few months.  And the fact that you unashamedly admit via the image that this has holes in it, unacceptable! 

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