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Richard's Serious Goals

12/3/2015

 
I’m off to NZ and Aussie for a few weeks soon, and thought I’d take it seriously this time and set some proper goals.  So this is my list of things I aim to achieve:

  1. Catch up on my yearly quota of pies from Orewa, all in one day, BYO defibrillator.  
  2. Cross the Redhorn Path on the Misty Mountains, with eight of my most magical friends.
  3. Open up a real kiwi and see if the insides are green and pippy.
  4. Settle the argument once and for all: Who are better, Aussies or Kiwis?
  5. Attempt a coffee from Starbucks, BYO defibrillator.
  6. Break out of a NZ jail after being imprisoned for unintentional kiwicide.

Will keep you all updated as I go.

Love Richard





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