The 10 Most Annoying Things about Lists

1. The first item on the list is always trivial
2. List writers arrogantly assume that readers can't adequately assimilate information and need it broken up into condescendingly short snippets
   
3. In order to make the list longer, list writers often repeat a previous item with slight rewording
4. Providing a top 10 list is a proven way to get people to read a blog article which they otherwise wouldn't have because of it's complete pointlessness
5. Sometimes the lists aren't written by Richard
6. Previous items are often slightly reworded in order to make the list longer
7. For some reason, list writers always insist on leaving item 8 blank
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9. Sometimes list writers go way too far with the amount of items on their lists, in an attempt to artificially expand a premise beyond it's actual validity
10. The reader assumes that the last item on the list is the most important and therefore is disappointed if it isn't as informative or as funny as the rest

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